This post was most recently updated on May 20th, 2019
How To Wipe Your Bum With Long Nails : OK, we’ve said a lot about growing long nails in this blog in hours, days, weeks or months. We’ve also talked about nail care in general, now you want to know How to wipe your bum with long nails or probably how to wipe your bottom properly?
Well, I’ll tell you in a short while but before that, let me quickly tell you a short story.
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Shortly before I joined the Nail Gang Community, I use to think about the whole wiping of butt stuff with long nails, I never knew I would be the one to answer to this honestly.
If I had known, I would have probably stopped being inquisitive.
OK, my whole obsession with long nails started when I was still in high school. That’s way back as far as 2003.
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I was very little and innocent then (Clears throat). I can hardly tell between what’s wrong and what’s right ( Stop looking at me like that. I’m not lying). So I had to opt-in around almost everything that came my way.
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First on my list was to adopt a lifestyle of growing nails. I wanted to be like uncle Jay. Uncle Jay was our biology teacher then.
He had always had these long nails ever since I knew him. Each time, whenever he’s in the class teaching, I can’t help but marvel how he does stuff with those nails.
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I’m that kind of an inquisitive being by nature, so I decided to confide in a friend. I moved close to where he was sitting then I asked?
How do people with long nails wipe their butt?
The response I got didn’t sink well so I had to keep my thought to myself. Now that I have what it takes (nails) I should probably be the one to answer to that that question but Before that, let me ask, for those that keep long nails,
How do you wipe your butt?
Any answer? OK, I guess you’re too shy to respond or you probably came here to know how to function with long nails?
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When it comes to wiping, a lot of persons don’t know the right path to follow. They just go all hard on their butt without considering the aftermath of their actions.
With that being said, what’s now the best way to properly wipe yourself
How To Wipe A Butt The Proper Way
Well, it’s a rule of thumb that wiping your bum should be done from
Front to back.
To wipe using the conventional way, first, you roll some wads of tissue paper. Three square should be enough to start with.
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You simply bend over while still seated and take a quick sweep at your butt hole.
Be sure to maintain proper finger posture to avoid getting those stuff on your hands.
Continue doing this until the remnants are completely reduced to % 80
Take another swipe at some wads of tissue and re-wipe, this time, there should be little or no remnants left.
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After which you can now wash your hands with soap and water.
That’s about cleaning butt with tissue paper. If we decide to go through all of the steps one can actually adapt to wipe their butt, then this article will be too long and the purpose may not be properly dealt with so let’s look at the reason why you were here in the first place.
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Wiping yourself with long nails on isn’t that difficult as many people see it. In fact, it’s even easier than taking a shower with acrylic nails.
Although, at some point, some persons might need assistance with wiping their bottom, but not to worry as there is a provision for such people called “Bidet” We will talk about it later.
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Basically, there are 3 obvious ways we can use to wipe our bottom. They are
1. Tissue paper
2. Clean flowing water with our hands
If you take a closeup look at the aforementioned, you’ll agree with me that all of the three ways by which we can seamlessly wipe our butt at some point involves using our hands?
True or false? Eh Good.
And if you’re among those that have long acrylic nails or natural nails, you are most likely going to find it difficult to clean up well.
True or false?
Well, whether you agree to it or not, it won’t stop us from writing on the best way to wipe your bottom after pooping with long nails.
1. How To Wipe Your Bum With Long Nails: Tissue Paper
OK, so you’re among those who are wondering how I do things with really long nails? Or you want to know how to completely take-away those pop off your butt with long nails and you don’t know how to come about it, here’s exactly what you should do.
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The Crumbled Style
This method involves crumbling tissue papers with the hands bearing those long nails and then using the crumbled tissue to wipe your butt hole.
When using this method, be sure the crumbled tissue papers are covering your fingers to prevent your nails from coming in contact with your butt.
The Folding Style
This method involves folding of tissue papers into multiple squares in such a way that the folds are thick enough to avoid your nails from penetrating through them.
After folding, the tissue should be placed gently on the palm with your hand slightly bent backwards then support the tissue using your thumb finger sideways.
The Rolling Style
This is one of my favorite methods so far. Using this method doesn’t take much of your time and it’s literally simple to do.
To wipe your bum using this method, roll some reasonably folds of tissue papers around your hand before wiping, be sure your hands are bent backwards.
That’s all about using a tissue to wipe your ass for those with longer nails. Let’s look at using clean water.
2. How To Wipe Your Bum With Long Nails: Using Clean Water With Your Hands
This is by far the best method for me so far. Using this method gives me a kind of satisfaction and a relaxed mind.
This method can be achieved either with a handheld shower bath or by simply using a bowl to scoop water by holding the bowl at an angle not too far from your bottom and then letting the water in it run through your butt.
When adopting this method, be sure your palm is slightly bent backward the same way when you’re using tissue paper or wipe to wipe your butt. washing should be from front to back.
3.How To Wipe Your Bum With Long Nails: Bidet
Have you heard of Bidets? Or do you even know what a bidet is? Well, a bidet is a toilet wiping aid that looks very much like the conventional water closet located very close to the WC in bathrooms and extensively used to clean genitals and anal areas after using the toilet.
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Bidet was formerly used by those whose arms are too short to wipe or as a toilet wiping aid for handicapped.
But recently, it has be adopted by many in the US and has since then become one of the leading bottom wipers for obese or wiping aid for obese.
Bidets are of various types, we have the ceramic bidet which comprises of floor-mounted, and wall mounted, Japanese bidet and toilet seat bidet.
Using a bidet is pretty simple and anyone can use it without stress. Here’s a quick step on how to use a bidet.
Step 1: Use the toilet first before using a bidet
Step 2: mount or sit on the bidet facing the control tube or valve.
Step 3: Adjust water temperature to your taste using the control tap.
Step 4: position yourself and be sure the parts that need cleaning is facing the water coming out from the bidet.
Step 5: Use the water in it to clean yourself using your hand.
Step 6: Then dry off either with tissue paper or towel.
With that being said, some bidet doesn’t require you using your hand to wipe, that’s an added advantage to those with long nails, you just sit on it and boom, you’re cleaned. All you do is towel try.
The Take Home On wiping your bum with long nails
So now you know just about what to do to wipe your butt hole if you’re that type that keeps nails.
Well for those with extremely long nails measuring up to 15-inches, the bidet method should certainly help you out.
While those that had short nails like mine, you can decide for yourself which method to use aside the bidet.
I guess with this, I can gladly say that I have provided answers to those asking me questions on How i wipe my bum with long nails.
Over to you, which method do you find interesting? Or how do you wipe yours with long nails? The comment box is all yours.