If you’re looking for the BEST way to wipe your bum with acrylic or natural nails, then you’ve come to the right place. To wipe your bum/butt with long nails, you either need tissue paper (which must be crumpled, folded, or rolled), Hand-held shower, Bidet and a Wiping wands. You’ll learn how to use these items somewhere in this article, Read on.
OK, we’ve said a lot about growing long nails in this blog in hours, days, weeks, or months. We’ve also talked about nail care in general; now you want to know how to wipe your bum with long nails or probably how to clean your bottom properly.
Well, I’ll tell you in a short while but before that, let me quickly tell you a short story.
My Long Nail Story
Shortly before I joined the Nail Gang Community, I use to think about the whole wiping of butt stuff with long nails; I never knew I would be the one to answer this honestly.
If I had known, I would have probably stopped being inquisitive.
OK, my whole obsession with long nails started when I was still in high school. That’s way back as far as 2003.
I was tiny and innocent then (Clears throat). I can hardly tell between what’s wrong and what’s right so I had to opt in around almost everything that came my way.
First on my list was to adopt a lifestyle of growing nails. I wanted to be like uncle Jay. Uncle Jay was our biology teacher back then.
He had always had these long nails ever since I knew him. Each time, whenever he’s in the class teaching, I can’t help but marvel at how he does stuff with those nails.
I’m that kind of a curious being by nature, so I decided to confide in a friend. I moved close to where he was sitting, then I asked?
How do people with long nails wipe their butt?
The response I got didn’t sink well, so I had to keep my thought to myself. Now that I have what it takes (nails) I should probably be the one to answer that question but Before that, let me ask, for those that keep long nails,
How do you wipe your butt?
Any answer? OK, I guess you’re too shy to respond, or you probably came here to know how to function with long nails.
Well, Let’s go…
When it comes to wiping, a lot of people don’t know the right path to follow. They go all hard on their butt without considering the aftermath of their actions.
For your information, when you go hard on your bottom during wiping, it can lead to hemorrhoids which invariably might cause bleeding or itching around the anal region says Dr Michael Krachman
With that being said, what’s now the best way to wipe yourself properly
How To Wipe A Butt The Proper Way
Well, it’s a rule of thumb that wiping your bum should be done from front to back.
To clean using the conventional way, first, you roll some wads of tissue paper. Three squares should be enough to start with.
Then you bend over while still seated and take a quick sweep at your butt hole.
Be sure to maintain proper finger posture to avoid getting those stuff on your hands.
Continue doing this until the remnants are entirely reduced to 80%
Take another swipe of some wads of tissue and re-wipe; this time, there should be little to no remnants left.
After this, you can now wash your hands with soap and water.
That’s about cleaning the butt with tissue paper. If we decide to go through all of the steps one can adopt to wipe their butt, then this article will be too long, and the purpose may not be appropriately dealt with, so let’s look at the reason why you came here in the first place.
Wiping yourself with long nails on isn’t as difficult as many people see it. It’s even more comfortable than taking a shower with acrylic nails.
Although, at some point, some persons might need assistance with wiping their bottom, not to worry as there is a provision for such people called “Bidet” We will talk about it later.
4 Ways to Wipe Your Butt if You Have Long Nails
There are four distinct ways we can use to wipe our bottom. They are
- Using Tissue paper – Handheld
- Using Clean flowing water – Either with your hands or a Hand-held shower with or without the head)
- A bidet (either Hand-held or mounted)
- Wiping wand
If you take a close-up look at those mentioned above, you’ll agree with me that all other three ways by which we can seamlessly wipe our butt at some point involve using our hands?
True or false? Good.
And if you’re among those that have long acrylic nails or natural nails, you are most likely going to find it challenging to clean up thoroughly.
True or false?
Well, whether you agree to it or not, it won’t stop us from writing on the best way to wipe your bottom after pooing with long nails.
1. 3 Styles to Wipe Your Bum with Long Nails Using Tissue Paper
OK, so you’re among those who are wondering how I do things with really long nails? Or you want to know how to completely take-away those poo off your butt with long nails, and you don’t know how to go about it, Well, here’s precisely what you should do.
1. The Crumpled Style
This method involves crumbling tissue papers with the hands bearing those long nails and then using the crumpled tissue to wipe your butt hole.
When using this method, be sure the crumpled tissue papers are covering your fingers to prevent your nails from coming in contact with your butt.
2. The Folding Style
This method involves folding of tissue papers into multiple squares in such a way that the folds are thick enough to avoid your nails from penetrating through them.
After folding, the tissue should be placed gently on the palm with your hand slightly bent backward, then support the tissue using your thumb finger sideways.
3. The Rolling Style
This is one of my favourite methods so far. Using this method doesn’t take much of your time, and it’s simple to do.
To wipe your bum using this method, roll some reasonably folds of tissue papers around your hand before cleaning, be sure your hands are bent backwards.
That’s all about using a tissue to wipe your ass for those with longer nails. Let’s look at using clean water.
2. Using Clean Water With Your Hands
This is by far the best method for me so far. Using this method gives me a kind of satisfaction and a relaxed mind.
This method can be achieved either with a handheld shower (While using a hand-held shower hose, be sure to have great control of the stream for proper wiping) or by merely using a bowl to scoop water by holding the jar at an angle not too far from your bottom and then letting the water in it run through your butt.
When adopting this method, be sure your palm is slightly bent back the same way when you’re using tissue paper or wipe to wipe your butt. Washing should be from front to back.
3. 6 Steps to Wipe Your Bum Using Bidet (Mounted Or Hand-Held)
Have you heard of Bidets? Or do you even know what a bidet is? Well, a bidet is a toilet wiping aid that looks very much like the conventional water closet located very close to the WC in bathrooms and extensively used to clean genitals and anal areas after using the toilet.
The bidet was formerly used by those whose arms are too short to wipe or as a toilet wiping aid for handicapped.
But recently, it has been adopted by many in the US and has since then become one of the leading bottom wipers for obese or wiping aid for obese.
Bidets are of various types; we have the ceramic bidet which comprises of floor-mounted, and wall-mounted, Japanese bidet and toilet seat bidet.
Using a bidet is pretty simple, and anyone can use it without stress. Here’s a quick step on how to use a bidet.
Step #1: Use the toilet first before using a bidet
Step #2: mount or sit on the bidet facing the control tube or valve
Step 3: Adjust water temperature to your taste using the control tap
Step 4: Position yourself and be sure the parts that need cleaning are facing the water coming out from the bidet
Step 5: Use the water in it to clean yourself using your hand
Step 6: Then dry off either with tissue paper or a towel
With that being said, some bidet doesn’t require you using your hand to wipe, that’s an added advantage to those with long nails, you sit on it and boom, you’re cleaned. All you do is towel try.
4. Wiping Your Bum With Long Nails Using Wiping Wand
This is another handy tool you can use to conveniently clean yourself up. This tool was created specifically for those finding it difficult to reach their bottom. So if you’re looking for a bottom buddy that can wipe your bum in seconds, you really should check this awesome Unique Sure-Grip Toileting Aid out on amazon [Affiliate link]. Still confused on her to go about using it, Here’s a short clip for you.
That said, let’s quickly look through some FAQs
Is It Bad To Wipe Back To Front?
It is bad to wipe back to front. The ideal way to go about this is from Front to back and not the other way round.
What Is The Right Way For A Woman To Wipe?
When it comes to the science of wiping a butt, no matter how long your nails are as a lady (and even if you don’t grow long nails), it is always advisable to go down from Front to Back and never wipe twice using the same tissue. Here’s is why. If you wipe from back to front, there is the possibility of you introducing bacterias from your butt holes to your V spot, which can lead to severe urinary tract infection. To prevent this sudden occurrence, we recommend that you go down with it from front to back.
How Many Times Should You Wipe After Pooping?
There is obviously no universal number as to when you should wipe your butt after pooing, but as a rule of thumb, wipe until there are no faeces left. You can decide to use wads of tissues or running water to achieve this. Like I’ve earlier stated, somewhere in this article, I prefer using water because that’s when I get a clean butt wash.
Can You Get Cuts From Wiping Too Much?
Yes. When you go too hard on your butt hole, there is the possibility of the wads of tissue causing cuts that are too microscopic for the eyes to see, and when this happens, you may begin to feel irritated and a bit of discomfort here and there.
Do You Wipe Sitting Or Standing?
Well, there has been a debate on this issue lately on Twitter according to Men’s Health and 65% confirmed wiping while sitting while the other 35% reported standing while wiping. If you ask me, I’ll say its a matter of choice, but one thing still holds. When you sit while wiping, you’ll find it quite easy to take out those faeces off your butt, but I can’t say the same for standing. Like I earlier said, its an individual thing. If you feel standing is best for you, then go for it.
The Take-Home
So now you know just about what to do to clean your butt hole if you’re that type that keeps nails.
Well, for those with extremely long nails measuring up to 15-inches, the bidet, shower head hose or wiping wand method should undoubtedly help you out.
While those that had short nails like mine, you can decide for yourself which method to use aside from the bidet.
I guess with this, I can gladly say that I have provided answers to those asking me questions on How I wipe my bum with long nails.
Over to you, which method do you find interesting? Or how do you wipe yours with long nails? The comment box is all yours. Also, don’t forget to SHARE this article with your friends using the buttons below.
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